Regulators don't consider us a meme coin.. like scientists don't consider Pluto a planet

🙄 Everyone knows we've still got it where it counts 😜
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House of Doge
@houseofdoge

@dogecoin

is no longer consider a meme coin by regulators • Payments • Utility as a currency • blockchain • tokenization • and and and and … We are what all memes wish and want to be if they grow up We are top 7 excluding stable coins and we are 100% moving up 🚀

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,796.07

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,796.34
+0.270 (+0.02%)
5 min
$1,796.74
+0.670 (+0.04%)
10 min
$1,798.01
+1.94 (+0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.170620
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.170720
+0.0₃1 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.170920
+0.0₃299 (+0.18%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Dogecoin's existential crisis as a "grown-up" meme coin had all the market impact of a snoozing Shiba Inu. ETH showed modest but steady gains: 1-minute (+0.02%), 5-minute (+0.04%), 10-minute (+0.11%), while DOGE barely twitched with 1-minute (flat), 5-minute (+0.06%), and 10-minute (+0.18%) moves. This "volatility" is laughably tame by Dogecoin standards, where double-digit swings are the norm and self-serious proclamations are usually met with either manic buying or apathetic shrugs. Nothing says "we've matured" like a price chart flatter than the delivery of that redundant "and and and" in the announcement.