97,000 words, 300 pages.

📈 Market Reaction:

BNB

Before post: $991.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$990.76
-1.130 (-0.11%)
5 min
$991.17
-0.720 (-0.07%)
10 min
$987.59
-4.300 (-0.43%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

CZBNB's epic 97,000-word treatise on nothing managed to move markets even less than its subject matter. The initial reaction was a trivial dip: down 0.11% in one minute, a partial recovery to just 0.07% down after five, before a slightly more pronounced drop of 0.43% at the ten-minute mark. This level of volatility is so subdued it makes BNB's typical daily noise look like a full-blown opera. Ultimately, the most significant financial event was the electricity spent to read the post.

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