Security in Paris is so bad thieves used a ladder to break into the Louvres in broad daylight and stole precious Crown Jewels.

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#France Louvre Robbery in 7 Minutes — Criminals Acted Like in "Ocean's Eleven" Unknown perpetrators pulled off a daring robbery at the Louvre, entering the Apollo Gallery using a cherry picker through a building under construction. The entire heist took just 7 minutes.

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BNB

Before post: $1,129.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,129.70
+0.700 (+0.06%)
5 min
$1,129.99
+0.990 (+0.09%)
10 min
$1,130.97
+1.97 (+0.17%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

CZBNB's post about a Parisian heist proved more effective at lifting BNB than the thieves were at lifting jewels. The asset saw a gradual but minimal climb: up 0.06% after one minute, 0.09% after five, and a comparatively robust 0.17% after ten minutes. This volatility is a whisper in a market known for screams, registering as statistically insignificant against typical daily noise. Apparently, the only thing that moved faster than the criminals was the market's ability to find a bullish signal in absolutely anything.