Weekend post. Last year, I was stuck in the US for 5 months waiting for sentencing. I was bored out of my mind. Took a tour of the massive country. Saw a shop on the side of the road, so went to throw some axe for the first time. The very first shot!

🎯 (not AI 😆 )

📈 Market Reaction:

BNB

Before post: $1,020.79

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,020.52
-0.270 (-0.03%)
5 min
$1,021.00
+0.210 (+0.02%)
10 min
$1,020.71
-0.080 (-0.01%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

CZ's axe-throwing prowess proved a far greater bullseye than his market-moving abilities this time. BNB barely flinched: down 0.03% in the first minute, a fleeting 0.02% recovery at five minutes, and settling at a negligible 0.01% drop after ten. This volatility is so tame it makes the typical crypto weekend look like a frenzy, registering as little more than market noise against historical norms. Apparently, the only thing getting thrown here was an opportunity for any meaningful price action.