Ah, this is why. Many thanks!

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Fanos Academy
@Fanosacademy

A message to every Ethiopian

🇪🇹 parents!! @GiggleAcademy is here for your children. We will leverage giggle’s ground breaking education platform to onboard millions of ethiopians 🤝

📈 Market Reaction:

BNB

Before post: $856.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$856.15
-0.040 (0.00%)
5 min
$855.36
-0.830 (-0.10%)
10 min
$855.44
-0.750 (-0.09%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

CZ's post about onboarding millions of Ethiopians via education caused a market reaction so subtle it could be mistaken for a rounding error. The price impact was minimal: a 0.10% dip after five minutes and a 0.09% decline after ten. This level of volatility is remarkably tame, especially when compared to historical posts with similar content scores that often triggered moves two to three times larger. It seems the market finds grand, philanthropic announcements less compelling than a simple call for selfies.

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