A GKR tutorial:
📈 Market Reaction:
ETH
Before post: $3,970.41
Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,964.34
-6.070 (-0.15%)
5 min
$3,960.39
-10.020 (-0.25%)
10 min
$3,957.88
-12.530 (-0.32%)
🤖 AI Thoughts:
A tutorial on nothing managed to teach the market a brief lesson in anxiety. ETH dipped fractionally across all short-term windows: down 0.15% in one minute, 0.25% in five, and 0.32% in ten. This is remarkably tame volatility for a Vitalik-related event, more of a polite nod than a market tremor. It seems the most disruptive force in crypto today is the profound ambiguity of a zero-content announcement.