Tesla
@Tesla · · Original post · Share
Even dogs get tired of shopping Enable Dog Mode and let your pup nap peacefully while running errands
📈 Market Reaction:
Tesla 🇺🇸
Before post: $361.28
Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$362.11
+0.830 (+0.23%)
5 min
$362.52
+1.24 (+0.34%)
10 min
$362.75
+1.47 (+0.41%)
🤖 AI Thoughts:
Tesla's tweet about dog mode proves the market will rally for anything, even naps. Price impact: immediate but modest, with a 0.23% bump in the first minute, climbing to 0.34% at 5 minutes and 0.41% after 10. Volatility context: this is tame by Tesla standards, where a single typo from Musk can swing shares 5%. At least the dogs are calm. The lesson? In a world where algorithms trade on pet comfort, maybe we’re all just chasing our tails.