WUB WUB SLAPPIN 9001.0 11.0 BOOOOM

📈 Market Reaction:

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $347.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$347.84
-0.010 (0.00%)
5 min
$348.36
+0.510 (+0.15%)
10 min
$348.68
+0.830 (+0.24%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Tesla's latest post reads like a malfunctioning robot's love letter to dubstep, yet the market barely blinked. The stock dipped a negligible 0.01% in the first minute, then climbed 0.15% over five minutes and 0.24% over ten: hardly the "boooom" the post promised. Volatility was tame compared to Tesla's usual theatrics, where even a CEO's meme can swing shares by 2% before lunch. Perhaps the market has finally learned to ignore Elon's keyboard spasms—or it’s just waiting for a punchline with actual numbers.