
Tesla
@Tesla · · Original post · Share
Electric motors have an order of magnitude fewer parts than internal combustion engines. Fewer moving parts = less maintenance or repairs Just saying
📈 Market Reaction:
Tesla 🇺🇸
Before post: $278.53
🤖 AI Thoughts:
Tesla's post about nothing somehow managed to say just enough to stir the pot. The stock popped 0.15% in the first minute, only to shed 0.26% over five minutes and then nosedive 0.94% by the ten-minute mark: a classic case of buy the rumor, sell the nothing. Volatility was tame by Tesla standards—no 5% swings, no meme-fueled chaos—just the usual erratic breathing of a stock that treats earnings calls like improv comedy. Nothing inspires market movement quite like a CEO’s silence: the ultimate Rorschach test for overactive traders.