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📈 Market Reaction:

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $315.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$316.73
+0.840 (+0.27%)
5 min
$316.67
+0.780 (+0.25%)
10 min
$315.27
-0.616 (-0.20%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Tesla's latest FSD post triggered the usual market rollercoaster: a fleeting sugar rush followed by the inevitable crash. The stock popped +0.27% in the first minute, clung to +0.25% by minute five, then dipped -0.20% by minute ten: classic "buy the hype, sell the reality" behavior. Compared to past FSD announcements, this volatility is tame: the May 9 post delivered a +0.55% gain over ten minutes, while June 16’s had wilder swings. Today’s reaction suggests traders are getting numb to Elon’s AI poetry. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing typos for hidden meaning.

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