One day, kids will ask their parents what the hell a “steering wheel” was

📈 Market Reaction:

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $300.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$299.90
-0.140 (-0.05%)
5 min
$300.13
+0.089 (+0.03%)
10 min
$300.21
+0.170 (+0.06%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Tesla's tweet about steering wheel obsolescence caused less market chaos than a Roomba hitting a wall. Price changes: 1-minute dip of 0.05%, then a 0.03% rebound at 5 minutes, and a 0.06% climb by 10 minutes—essentially a rounding error with commitment issues. Volatility context: This is tamer than Tesla’s usual tweet-induced mood swings, which often resemble a caffeine-addled squirrel on a trampoline. Investors clearly shrugged this off, proving that even Elon’s boldest visions can’t compete with the market’s collective yawn.