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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Tesla's stock moves on vibes and typos, not fundamentals. The stock inched up 0.08% in the first minute, then gained momentum to 0.24% after five minutes, finally settling at a 0.73% bump within ten minutes: classic Muskian word salad fueling algorithmic confusion. Volatility was tame by Tesla standards, where a misplaced comma can swing the stock 5%. This was more of a gentle nudge than the usual circus act. Nothing says modern finance like a billion-dollar valuation shift triggered by what might be an autocorrect fail.

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