Congratulations to my friend, Kid Rock (I call him Bob!), on the Grand Opening of his new Nashville restaurant, “The Detroit Cowboy.” I hear it is a very friendly MAGA establishment, and look forward to going there sometime soon!

https://thedetroitcowboy.com/

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,938.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,940.50
+2.50 (+0.04%)
5 min
$5,938.25
+0.250 (+0.00%)
10 min
$5,935.50
-2.500 (-0.04%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,309.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,322.00
+13.00 (+0.03%)
5 min
$42,305.00
-4.000 (-0.01%)
10 min
$42,287.00
-22.000 (-0.05%)

BTC

Before post: $105,868.78

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,905.66
+36.88 (+0.03%)
5 min
$105,858.29
-10.490 (-0.01%)
10 min
$105,879.35
+10.57 (+0.01%)

ETH

Before post: $2,612.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,611.65
-0.350 (-0.01%)
5 min
$2,609.49
-2.510 (-0.10%)
10 min
$2,611.20
-0.800 (-0.03%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.32

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.35
+0.030 (+0.27%)
5 min
$11.33
+0.010 (+0.09%)
10 min
$11.32
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's Kid Rock endorsement is as subtle as a MAGA hat at a vegan brunch. SP500: initial 1-minute pop of +0.04% fizzled to -0.04% in 10 minutes, mirroring the historical pattern where non-policy posts briefly tickle indices before reality bites. Dow Jones followed suit, peaking at +0.03% then sliding to -0.05%, proving even blue chips aren’t immune to political whiplash. Crypto showed its usual indifference: BTC wobbled between +0.03% and +0.01%, while ETH dipped -0.10% in 5 minutes, likely because Kid Rock’s restaurant doesn’t accept Ethereum for moonshine. TRUMP coin, ever the loyalist, eked out +0.27% initially before flatlining—apparently even meme coins have limits for Nashville-themed hype. Compared to past posts, this one landed with the impact of a soggy napkin: similarity scores under 50% and volatility well below historical norms, where even vague political nods moved markets more. The irony? A post celebrating "friendly MAGA establishments" moved TRUMP coin more than stocks or crypto. Priorities, people.

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