📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets barely flinched at a post so empty it could be a metaphor for political promises. SP500 dipped 0.01% in 1 minute, 0.06% in 5 minutes, then clawed back to 0.01% down by 10 minutes: a rollercoaster for insomniacs. Dow Jones mirrored this existential crisis, down 0.04% at 5 minutes before a heroic 0.01% recovery. BTC and ETH played their usual game of "who can confuse traders more," with BTC swinging 0.06% down and ETH ending 0.04% up. TRUMP, the token, gained 0.18%—because even nothingness is bullish for memes. Volatility was milder than a lukewarm tea party, with moves so small they’d get lost in a rounding error. Historically, this non-event makes the "sell the rumor, buy the news" crowd look like overachievers. The real takeaway: markets reacted to nothing with the enthusiasm of a Monday morning meeting. Perhaps silence is the new catalyst.