📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $104,726.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$104,691.87
-34.540 (-0.03%)
5 min
$104,723.50
-2.910 (0.00%)
10 min
$104,703.71
-22.700 (-0.02%)

ETH

Before post: $2,522.58

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,521.90
-0.680 (-0.03%)
5 min
$2,523.99
+1.41 (+0.06%)
10 min
$2,522.36
-0.220 (-0.01%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.26
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$11.26
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$11.26
+0.0 (+0.00%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's profound silence is as volatile as a snoozing sloth. BTC dipped a negligible 0.03% in the first minute, then flatlined like a bored EKG: 0.00% over 5 minutes, and a barely perceptible 0.02% drop by 10 minutes. ETH mirrored this existential shrug: 0.03% down, then a 0.06% uptick, before settling at 0.01% lower. TRUMP, the token of choice for political gamblers, didn’t budge—perhaps too busy contemplating its own purpose. This "volatility" makes a tranquilized turtle seem hyperactive by comparison. Historical context? None. Because even the market knows when to ignore a non-event. The irony: a post about nothing moved markets less than a politician’s empty promises.