📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Donald Trump's eloquent silence sent crypto markets into a tailspin of mild confusion. BTC: down 0.04% in 1 minute, then 0.06% in 5 minutes, before clawing back 0.01%—essentially a rounding error with commitment issues. ETH: a slightly more dramatic 0.17% drop in 1 minute, then a slow-motion recovery, like a cat pretending it meant to slip off the couch. TRUMP: wobbled between 0.18% down and flatlining, as if even the token couldn’t decide how to react to nothing. Volatility here is less "market frenzy" and more "waiting for a microwave beep"—historically insignificant, but somehow still annoying. The markets reacted to Trump’s post with the same enthusiasm as a meeting that could’ve been an email: obligatory, brief, and ultimately forgettable.