📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's profound silence is a masterclass in overthinking nothing. BTC: A fleeting 0.07% pop in the first minute, then a meandering 0.09% gain by minute five, only to surrender 0.17% by minute ten—proof that even crypto can't manufacture drama from vacuum. ETH: Flatlined instantly, mustered a 0.06% shrug, then nosedived 0.77% as if realizing the joke wasn't funny. TRUMP (the token, not the man): A theatrical 0.44% leap, climbed to 0.62%, then gave back half—because even memecoins need a narrative. Volatility here is less "Black Swan" and more "pigeon pecking at a keyboard"—historically insignificant, technically noise. The irony? Markets moved more on his absence of words than most politicians’ volumes. Perhaps silence is the new pump-and-dump.