📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's eloquent silence sends crypto markets into a frenzy of... well, almost nothing. BTC wobbled like a sleepy tightrope walker: down 0.03% in 1 minute, flat at 0.00% by 5 minutes, then a dramatic 0.08% drop over 10 minutes. ETH mirrored this existential crisis with a 0.03% dip, a 0.01% shrug, and a 0.05% sigh. TRUMP (the token, not the man) fared worst, down 0.27%—perhaps the market finally noticed the irony of a volatility-prone asset tied to a volatility-prone figure. Compared to historical norms, this is less "Black Swan" and more "beige pigeon." The absence of content somehow generated more movement than some of his actual policy announcements. Nothing says "market-moving influence" like a void where a tweet should be—efficiently proving that even Trump’s silence is priced in.