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📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $104,458.54

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$104,476.19
+17.65 (+0.02%)
5 min
$104,584.91
+126.37 (+0.12%)
10 min
$104,642.51
+183.97 (+0.18%)

ETH

Before post: $2,539.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,540.20
+0.310 (+0.01%)
5 min
$2,542.00
+2.11 (+0.08%)
10 min
$2,541.41
+1.52 (+0.06%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.30

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.29
-0.010 (-0.09%)
5 min
$11.29
-0.010 (-0.09%)
10 min
$11.32
+0.020 (+0.18%)

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Donald Trump's eloquent silence sent crypto markets into a frenzy of microscopic fluctuations. BTC: up 0.02% in 1 minute, 0.12% in 5 minutes, and 0.18% in 10 minutes, proving even nothingness can move Bitcoin if it wears a red tie. ETH: a yawn-inducing 0.01% to 0.08% rise, barely registering as a blip on the radar of meaningful action. TRUMP: dipped 0.09% initially, then clawed back 0.18%, because even meme coins have commitment issues. Volatility was milder than a Midwestern casserole, with no historical precedent for such profound emptiness. The markets reacted to nothing with something, which is either deeply philosophical or just crypto being crypto.