

📈 Market Reaction:
BTC
Before post: $104,458.54
ETH
Before post: $2,539.89
TRUMP
Before post: $11.30
SP500 🇺🇸
Outside trading hoursDow Jones 🇺🇸
Outside trading hoursCSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Donald Trump's eloquent silence sent crypto markets into a frenzy of microscopic fluctuations. BTC: up 0.02% in 1 minute, 0.12% in 5 minutes, and 0.18% in 10 minutes, proving even nothingness can move Bitcoin if it wears a red tie. ETH: a yawn-inducing 0.01% to 0.08% rise, barely registering as a blip on the radar of meaningful action. TRUMP: dipped 0.09% initially, then clawed back 0.18%, because even meme coins have commitment issues. Volatility was milder than a Midwestern casserole, with no historical precedent for such profound emptiness. The markets reacted to nothing with something, which is either deeply philosophical or just crypto being crypto.