📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $103,848.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,967.03
+118.99 (+0.11%)
5 min
$104,067.40
+219.36 (+0.21%)
10 min
$104,010.45
+162.41 (+0.16%)

ETH

Before post: $2,524.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,524.54
+0.270 (+0.01%)
5 min
$2,527.38
+3.11 (+0.12%)
10 min
$2,528.39
+4.12 (+0.16%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.83

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.87
+0.040 (+0.37%)
5 min
$10.87
+0.040 (+0.37%)
10 min
$10.85
+0.020 (+0.18%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets move on nothing when Trump says nothing: a fitting tribute to modern finance. BTC: up 0.11% in 1 minute, 0.21% in 5, then cooled to 0.16%—volatility so tame it’s practically napping. ETH mirrored the trend with a sleepy 0.01% to 0.16% climb, while the TRUMP token managed a 0.37% pop before fading like a campaign promise. Compared to historical norms, this is less a reaction and more a collective shoulder shrug. The absence of content sparked more action than most politicians’ full platforms. Nothing says “efficient markets” like prices twitching because someone didn’t tweet.