📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,503.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,508.25
+4.50 (+0.08%)
5 min
$5,499.00
-4.750 (-0.09%)
10 min
$5,499.50
-4.250 (-0.08%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $40,186.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$40,204.00
+18.00 (+0.04%)
5 min
$40,151.00
-35.000 (-0.09%)
10 min
$40,166.00
-20.000 (-0.05%)

BTC

Before post: $94,123.98

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$94,304.36
+180.38 (+0.19%)
5 min
$93,969.79
-154.190 (-0.16%)
10 min
$93,891.12
-232.860 (-0.25%)

ETH

Before post: $1,764.46

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,769.24
+4.78 (+0.27%)
5 min
$1,758.20
-6.260 (-0.35%)
10 min
$1,756.83
-7.630 (-0.43%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.55
+0.040 (+0.32%)
5 min
$12.46
-0.050 (-0.40%)
10 min
$12.43
-0.080 (-0.64%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,131.88

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,132.25
+0.370 (+0.01%)
5 min
$5,128.80
-3.080 (-0.06%)
10 min
$5,129.68
-2.200 (-0.04%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market reaction to this post follows a classic "pump and dump" pattern—Trump-style. The initial 1-minute pop across SP500, Dow Jones, crypto (BTC, ETH), and even the TRUMP token suggests a fleeting burst of optimism, perhaps from traders reflexively betting on volatility. But within 5-10 minutes, reality sets in: everything reverses, with losses deepening in crypto (ETH leading the charge downward, because nothing crashes with more drama than altcoins). The TRUMP token’s trajectory—up briefly, then down harder—is almost poetic. Stocks (STOXX50) barely flinched, because Europe has learned to shrug at this point. Conclusion? The post triggered the usual short-term chaos, but the market quickly remembered that tweets aren’t policy—just noise. The real winner? Whoever sold the top.