📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,902.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,906.75
+4.25 (+0.07%)
5 min
$5,906.00
+3.50 (+0.06%)
10 min
$5,909.75
+7.25 (+0.12%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,274.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,291.00
+17.00 (+0.04%)
5 min
$42,280.00
+6.00 (+0.01%)
10 min
$42,297.00
+23.00 (+0.05%)

BTC

Before post: $104,708.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$104,749.97
+41.96 (+0.04%)
5 min
$104,820.32
+112.31 (+0.11%)
10 min
$104,901.54
+193.53 (+0.18%)

ETH

Before post: $2,572.62

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,575.60
+2.98 (+0.12%)
5 min
$2,574.93
+2.31 (+0.09%)
10 min
$2,576.22
+3.60 (+0.14%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.28
+0.020 (+0.18%)
5 min
$11.29
+0.030 (+0.27%)
10 min
$11.28
+0.020 (+0.18%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets rally on the profound wisdom of absolute nothingness. SP500: a sleepy 0.07% bump in the first minute, barely mustering 0.12% after 10 minutes—like a caffeine-deprived trader pretending to care. Dow Jones: 0.05% over a decade (or 10 minutes, same diff). BTC and ETH: crypto’s usual theater, with ETH outpacing BTC like a hamster on a slightly faster wheel. TRUMP coin: the real winner here, up 0.27% in 5 minutes, because even nothingness is bullish for memes. Volatility: quieter than a library during naptime, with moves so tame they’d bore a bond trader. Historically, this is less "Black Swan" and more "beige pigeon." The markets have spoken: when faced with the void, buy first, ask questions never.