📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,902.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,905.25
+2.75 (+0.05%)
5 min
$5,908.75
+6.25 (+0.11%)
10 min
$5,907.50
+5.00 (+0.08%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,273.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,278.00
+5.00 (+0.01%)
5 min
$42,280.00
+7.00 (+0.02%)
10 min
$42,297.00
+24.00 (+0.06%)

BTC

Before post: $104,707.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$104,727.88
+20.88 (+0.02%)
5 min
$104,806.87
+99.87 (+0.10%)
10 min
$104,891.48
+184.48 (+0.18%)

ETH

Before post: $2,573.36

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,573.01
-0.350 (-0.01%)
5 min
$2,576.37
+3.01 (+0.12%)
10 min
$2,577.57
+4.21 (+0.16%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.27
+0.020 (+0.18%)
5 min
$11.29
+0.040 (+0.36%)
10 min
$11.29
+0.040 (+0.36%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets rally on the profound wisdom of absolute nothingness. SP500: a yawn-worthy 0.05% in 1 minute, barely mustering 0.11% after 5, as if it remembered it had somewhere else to be by minute 10 (0.08%). Dow Jones mimicked a sleepy tortoise: 0.01%, then 0.02%, finally waking up to 0.06%. BTC and ETH played good cop, bad cop: BTC inched up 0.02% while ETH dipped 0.01%, then both remembered they were supposed to care (BTC +0.18%, ETH +0.16%). TRUMP, ever the loyalist, led the charge with a heroic 0.36% gain, proving even silence is bullish if it’s branded. Volatility was so tame you’d think the market was meditating. Compared to historical norms, this was less a reaction and more a polite nod to an empty chair. The irony: the most impactful thing Trump didn’t say was nothing at all.