📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,881.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,886.00
+4.25 (+0.07%)
5 min
$5,890.00
+8.25 (+0.14%)
10 min
$5,896.50
+14.75 (+0.25%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,124.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,175.00
+51.00 (+0.12%)
5 min
$42,166.00
+42.00 (+0.10%)
10 min
$42,248.00
+124.00 (+0.29%)

BTC

Before post: $104,146.83

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$104,117.97
-28.860 (-0.03%)
5 min
$104,243.91
+97.08 (+0.09%)
10 min
$104,389.84
+243.01 (+0.23%)

ETH

Before post: $2,548.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,549.93
+1.04 (+0.04%)
5 min
$2,554.77
+5.88 (+0.23%)
10 min
$2,558.09
+9.20 (+0.36%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.13

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.15
+0.020 (+0.18%)
5 min
$11.19
+0.060 (+0.54%)
10 min
$11.23
+0.100 (+0.90%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets moved more on Trump saying nothing than most politicians do with an entire speech. SP500 edged up 0.07% in the first minute, climbing to 0.25% after 10 minutes, while the Dow Jones added 0.12% initially, peaking at 0.29% shortly after. Bitcoin wobbled with a brief 0.03% dip before recovering to a 0.23% gain, and Ethereum steadily rose 0.36%. The real winner was TRUMP, up 0.9%—apparently silence is golden, or at least worth a modest pump. Volatility was tame by Trump standards, where a single typo can trigger a 2% swing. This time, the absence of chaos was the chaos. Nothing says "market-moving event" like a post that literally says nothing—efficient capitalism at its finest.