📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,870.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,877.75
+7.75 (+0.13%)
5 min
$5,876.00
+6.00 (+0.10%)
10 min
$5,874.50
+4.50 (+0.08%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,080.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,114.00
+34.00 (+0.08%)
5 min
$42,113.00
+33.00 (+0.08%)
10 min
$42,118.00
+38.00 (+0.09%)

BTC

Before post: $103,889.90

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$104,121.36
+231.46 (+0.22%)
5 min
$104,148.02
+258.12 (+0.25%)
10 min
$104,014.46
+124.56 (+0.12%)

ETH

Before post: $2,546.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,555.01
+8.91 (+0.35%)
5 min
$2,554.99
+8.89 (+0.35%)
10 min
$2,551.80
+5.70 (+0.22%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.15
+0.050 (+0.45%)
5 min
$11.14
+0.040 (+0.36%)
10 min
$11.09
-0.010 (-0.09%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets rally on the profound wisdom of absolute silence. SP500: up 0.13% in 1 minute, 0.10% in 5, 0.08% in 10, proving even nothingness can’t stop the grind. Dow Jones: a thrilling 0.08% across all timeframes, as if traders briefly forgot to yawn. BTC and ETH: crypto’s usual overreaction theater, with ETH leading at 0.35% gains, because why not. TRUMP: the meme coin’s 0.45% pop fizzled to -0.09% in 10 minutes, a fitting tribute to fleeting relevance. Volatility was milder than a nap, with moves barely registering against historical noise. The markets’ reaction to nothing says everything about how much they crave something—anything—to justify their existence.