📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,899.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,899.50
+0.250 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,890.25
-9.000 (-0.15%)
10 min
$5,892.00
-7.250 (-0.12%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,207.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,235.00
+28.00 (+0.07%)
5 min
$42,165.00
-42.000 (-0.10%)
10 min
$42,206.00
-1.000 (0.00%)

BTC

Before post: $105,802.78

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,793.31
-9.470 (-0.01%)
5 min
$105,721.80
-80.980 (-0.08%)
10 min
$105,464.74
-338.040 (-0.32%)

ETH

Before post: $2,598.52

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,590.70
-7.820 (-0.30%)
5 min
$2,582.69
-15.830 (-0.61%)
10 min
$2,576.41
-22.110 (-0.85%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.36
-0.050 (-0.44%)
5 min
$11.35
-0.060 (-0.53%)
10 min
$11.30
-0.110 (-0.96%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,377.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,381.88
+4.48 (+0.08%)
5 min
$5,373.88
-3.520 (-0.07%)
10 min
$5,377.49
+0.090 (+0.00%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's profound silence was as meaningful as a fortune cookie with no message inside. SP500: initial flatline (+0.00%) at 1 minute, then a sleepy dip (-0.15% at 5 minutes, -0.12% at 10). Dow Jones: a brief yawn upward (+0.07%) followed by a shrug (-0.10%, then -0.00%). Crypto decided to join the melancholy parade: BTC (-0.01%, -0.08%, -0.32%) and ETH (-0.30%, -0.61%, -0.85%) slid like a buttered pancake. TRUMP (the ticker, not the man) fared worst (-0.44%, -0.53%, -0.96%), proving even his namesake assets aren’t immune to existential nothingness. STOXX50 barely noticed (+0.08%, -0.07%, +0.00%), because Europe has seen stranger things. Volatility was milder than a decaf latte compared to historical tantrums over actual Trump posts. The absence of drama somehow created more confusion than the drama itself. In summary: markets moved less on his nothing than they usually do on his everything, which says everything about nothing.