📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,911.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,912.25
+1.000 (+0.02%)
5 min
$5,912.25
+1.000 (+0.02%)
10 min
$5,911.25
+0.0 (+0.00%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,230.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,240.00
+10.00 (+0.02%)
5 min
$42,237.00
+7.00 (+0.02%)
10 min
$42,230.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)

BTC

Before post: $106,080.91

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$106,114.51
+33.60 (+0.03%)
5 min
$106,143.34
+62.43 (+0.06%)
10 min
$106,099.99
+19.08 (+0.02%)

ETH

Before post: $2,623.92

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,626.80
+2.88 (+0.11%)
5 min
$2,631.47
+7.55 (+0.29%)
10 min
$2,630.22
+6.30 (+0.24%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Before post: $3,833.98

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,834.33
+0.344 (+0.01%)
5 min
$3,839.49
+5.51 (+0.14%)
10 min
$3,840.62
+6.63 (+0.17%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.81

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.83
+0.020 (+0.17%)
5 min
$11.86
+0.050 (+0.42%)
10 min
$11.83
+0.020 (+0.17%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets collectively shrugged at the profound silence of a Trump post with the enthusiasm of a nap. SP500 and Dow Jones edged up 0.02% in the first 5 minutes before flatlining, a move so subtle it could be blamed on a breeze. BTC and ETH showed slightly more life, with ETH leading at 0.29% over 5 minutes, proving crypto still treats ambiguity as a bullish signal. The CSI300 crept up 0.17% over 10 minutes, likely unrelated but happy to join the party. TRUMP tokens, ever the loyalists, rallied 0.42% in 5 minutes—because nothing says "market mover" like a post that says nothing. Volatility was eerily calm compared to historical Trump-related swings, where even a typo can spark a 2% frenzy. Today’s action resembled a metronome more than a market. The irony: the most impactful thing about this post was how little impact it had—a masterclass in anticlimax.