📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,907.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,909.00
+1.75 (+0.03%)
5 min
$5,910.00
+2.75 (+0.05%)
10 min
$5,909.25
+2.00 (+0.03%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,205.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,215.00
+10.00 (+0.02%)
5 min
$42,227.00
+22.00 (+0.05%)
10 min
$42,218.00
+13.00 (+0.03%)

BTC

Before post: $105,667.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,649.73
-17.530 (-0.02%)
5 min
$105,694.22
+26.96 (+0.03%)
10 min
$105,915.19
+247.93 (+0.23%)

ETH

Before post: $2,598.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,597.24
-0.770 (-0.03%)
5 min
$2,604.55
+6.54 (+0.25%)
10 min
$2,609.27
+11.26 (+0.43%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Before post: $3,849.67

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,842.22
-7.456 (-0.19%)
5 min
$3,834.85
-14.824 (-0.39%)
10 min
$3,833.50
-16.171 (-0.42%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.62

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.60
-0.020 (-0.17%)
5 min
$11.61
-0.010 (-0.09%)
10 min
$11.63
+0.010 (+0.09%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a snoozing sloth. SP500 edged up 0.03% in 1 minute, 0.05% in 5, and 0.03% in 10, as if traders briefly forgot to yawn. Dow Jones mirrored this lethargy with 0.02%, 0.05%, and 0.03% gains, while BTC dipped 0.02% before rebounding 0.23% in 10 minutes—proof that crypto reacts to nothing faster than stocks. ETH shrugged off a 0.03% drop to rally 0.43%, because why not. CSI300, ever the contrarian, fell 0.42% as China likely wondered why it was even included. TRUMP tokens wobbled between -0.17% and +0.09%, because even meme coins have dignity. Volatility was thinner than the substance of the post itself, with moves so tame they’d bore a bond trader. Historically, silence has sparked panic or euphoria, but today it inspired nap time. The lesson: when a man known for noise says nothing, the markets respond with a resounding "meh."