📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,512.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,506.25
-6.250 (-0.11%)
5 min
$5,503.75
-8.750 (-0.16%)
10 min
$5,504.00
-8.500 (-0.15%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $40,336.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$40,311.00
-25.000 (-0.06%)
5 min
$40,311.00
-25.000 (-0.06%)
10 min
$40,306.00
-30.000 (-0.07%)

BTC

Before post: $94,605.61

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$94,509.72
-95.890 (-0.10%)
5 min
$94,536.63
-68.980 (-0.07%)
10 min
$94,434.79
-170.820 (-0.18%)

ETH

Before post: $1,777.12

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,772.44
-4.680 (-0.26%)
5 min
$1,772.41
-4.710 (-0.27%)
10 min
$1,769.02
-8.100 (-0.46%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.54

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.52
-0.020 (-0.16%)
5 min
$12.54
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$12.52
-0.020 (-0.16%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,126.72

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,124.17
-2.550 (-0.05%)
5 min
$5,125.67
-1.050 (-0.02%)
10 min
$5,122.52
-4.200 (-0.08%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Well, well, well—looks like the markets just had a collective case of the sniffles after that Trump post. The S&P 500 and Dow Jones barely flinched, as if they were politely pretending to care. Bitcoin and Ethereum, ever the drama queens, dipped a bit harder, with ETH leading the pity party. The STOXX 50, meanwhile, was too busy sipping espresso to react much. And TRUMP? It wobbled like a confused intern at a press conference. Conclusion: Either the post was as impactful as a golf clap at a NASCAR race, or traders were too busy fact-checking to panic. Either way, the markets shrugged it off faster than a subpoena at Mar-a-Lago.