
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,004.00
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,752.00
BTC
Before post: $108,126.10
ETH
Before post: $2,772.49
CSI300 🇨🇳
Before post: $3,864.75
TRUMP
Before post: $12.67
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500 dipped mildly: 1min (-0.04%), 5min (-0.04%), 10min (-0.07%), while Dow Jones mirrored the lethargy: 1min (-0.04%), 5min (-0.03%), 10min (-0.04%). Bitcoin, ever the contrarian, shrugged with gains: 1min (+0.14%), 5min (+0.30%), 10min (+0.27%), as ETH barely blinked: 1min (-0.21%), 5min (-0.04%), 10min (-0.03%). CSI300 waffled between indifference and apathy: 1min (+0.12%), 5min (-0.01%), 10min (+0.01%). Volatility was tamer than a housecat on sedatives, with moves well below historical reaction norms for Trump-related events. The only clear winner was TRUMP itself, up 0.39-0.55%, proving even nothingness can be monetized. The irony? A post about nothing moved markets more than most politicians' speeches about everything.