📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,004.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,001.50
-2.500 (-0.04%)
5 min
$6,001.75
-2.250 (-0.04%)
10 min
$5,999.75
-4.250 (-0.07%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,752.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,736.00
-16.000 (-0.04%)
5 min
$42,740.00
-12.000 (-0.03%)
10 min
$42,733.00
-19.000 (-0.04%)

BTC

Before post: $108,126.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$108,272.73
+146.63 (+0.14%)
5 min
$108,454.54
+328.44 (+0.30%)
10 min
$108,423.00
+296.90 (+0.27%)

ETH

Before post: $2,772.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,766.66
-5.830 (-0.21%)
5 min
$2,771.44
-1.050 (-0.04%)
10 min
$2,771.59
-0.900 (-0.03%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Before post: $3,864.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,869.36
+4.60 (+0.12%)
5 min
$3,864.39
-0.362 (-0.01%)
10 min
$3,864.98
+0.232 (+0.01%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.67

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.72
+0.050 (+0.39%)
5 min
$12.74
+0.070 (+0.55%)
10 min
$12.72
+0.050 (+0.39%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500 dipped mildly: 1min (-0.04%), 5min (-0.04%), 10min (-0.07%), while Dow Jones mirrored the lethargy: 1min (-0.04%), 5min (-0.03%), 10min (-0.04%). Bitcoin, ever the contrarian, shrugged with gains: 1min (+0.14%), 5min (+0.30%), 10min (+0.27%), as ETH barely blinked: 1min (-0.21%), 5min (-0.04%), 10min (-0.03%). CSI300 waffled between indifference and apathy: 1min (+0.12%), 5min (-0.01%), 10min (+0.01%). Volatility was tamer than a housecat on sedatives, with moves well below historical reaction norms for Trump-related events. The only clear winner was TRUMP itself, up 0.39-0.55%, proving even nothingness can be monetized. The irony? A post about nothing moved markets more than most politicians' speeches about everything.