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📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,000.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,000.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,999.75
-0.250 (0.00%)
10 min
$6,002.25
+2.25 (+0.04%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,730.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,731.00
+1.000 (+0.00%)
5 min
$42,724.00
-6.000 (-0.01%)
10 min
$42,745.00
+15.00 (+0.04%)

BTC

Before post: $108,079.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$108,139.39
+60.25 (+0.06%)
5 min
$108,090.91
+11.77 (+0.01%)
10 min
$108,021.47
-57.670 (-0.05%)

ETH

Before post: $2,745.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,773.19
+27.70 (+1.01%)
5 min
$2,768.15
+22.66 (+0.83%)
10 min
$2,767.40
+21.91 (+0.80%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Before post: $3,853.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,854.67
+0.922 (+0.02%)
5 min
$3,854.87
+1.12 (+0.03%)
10 min
$3,860.70
+6.95 (+0.18%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.59

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.65
+0.060 (+0.48%)
5 min
$12.66
+0.070 (+0.56%)
10 min
$12.65
+0.060 (+0.48%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a snoozing sloth. SP500: flat in the first minute, dipped 0.25 points (0.00%) in five, then rallied 2.25 (0.04%) in ten. Dow Jones: mirrored with a 15-point (0.04%) gain after a brief 6-point (0.01%) stumble. BTC: a fleeting 60-point (0.06%) pop fizzled into a 57-point (0.05%) drop, while ETH defied gravity with steady gains (1.01% in one minute). CSI300 inched up methodically, peaking at 6.95 (0.18%). TRUMP, ever the loyalist, ticked up 0.48-0.56%—because even nothingness is bullish for meme stocks. Volatility was thinner than the substance of the post itself, with moves dwarfed by typical Trump-induced swings. The lesson: when a man known for noise says nothing, the markets still find a way to overthink it.