

📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,000.00
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,730.00
BTC
Before post: $108,079.14
ETH
Before post: $2,745.49
CSI300 🇨🇳
Before post: $3,853.75
TRUMP
Before post: $12.59
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a snoozing sloth. SP500: flat in the first minute, dipped 0.25 points (0.00%) in five, then rallied 2.25 (0.04%) in ten. Dow Jones: mirrored with a 15-point (0.04%) gain after a brief 6-point (0.01%) stumble. BTC: a fleeting 60-point (0.06%) pop fizzled into a 57-point (0.05%) drop, while ETH defied gravity with steady gains (1.01% in one minute). CSI300 inched up methodically, peaking at 6.95 (0.18%). TRUMP, ever the loyalist, ticked up 0.48-0.56%—because even nothingness is bullish for meme stocks. Volatility was thinner than the substance of the post itself, with moves dwarfed by typical Trump-induced swings. The lesson: when a man known for noise says nothing, the markets still find a way to overthink it.