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📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,001.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,000.00
-1.500 (-0.02%)
5 min
$6,000.00
-1.500 (-0.02%)
10 min
$6,001.25
-0.250 (0.00%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,739.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,730.00
-9.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$42,729.00
-10.000 (-0.02%)
10 min
$42,740.00
+1.000 (+0.00%)

BTC

Before post: $108,115.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$108,045.48
-69.730 (-0.06%)
5 min
$108,108.20
-7.010 (-0.01%)
10 min
$108,020.45
-94.760 (-0.09%)

ETH

Before post: $2,747.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,772.79
+25.38 (+0.92%)
5 min
$2,762.37
+14.96 (+0.54%)
10 min
$2,768.00
+20.59 (+0.75%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Before post: $3,854.66

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,852.36
-2.302 (-0.06%)
5 min
$3,856.39
+1.73 (+0.04%)
10 min
$3,861.40
+6.74 (+0.17%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.63
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$12.65
+0.020 (+0.16%)
10 min
$12.66
+0.030 (+0.24%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Donald Trump's eloquent silence moved markets with the subtlety of a tap-dancing elephant. SP500 dipped 0.02% in 1 and 5 minutes, then flatlined at -0.00% by 10 minutes: a shrug masquerading as volatility. Dow Jones mirrored this with a 0.02% drop before inching up 0.00%, proving even blue chips yawned. BTC and ETH staged a crypto coup: BTC fell 0.09% over 10 minutes while ETH rallied 0.75%, because why not. CSI300 waffled between -0.06% and +0.17%, because China enjoys a good mystery. TRUMP coin gained 0.24%—apparently, saying nothing is worth more than saying something. Historical context: zero. This non-event’s impact was so faint it could’ve been caused by a trader sneezing. The markets’ reaction to nothingness: a masterclass in overthinking the obvious.