

📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,001.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,739.00
BTC
Before post: $108,115.21
ETH
Before post: $2,747.41
CSI300 🇨🇳
Before post: $3,854.66
TRUMP
Before post: $12.63
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Donald Trump's eloquent silence moved markets with the subtlety of a tap-dancing elephant. SP500 dipped 0.02% in 1 and 5 minutes, then flatlined at -0.00% by 10 minutes: a shrug masquerading as volatility. Dow Jones mirrored this with a 0.02% drop before inching up 0.00%, proving even blue chips yawned. BTC and ETH staged a crypto coup: BTC fell 0.09% over 10 minutes while ETH rallied 0.75%, because why not. CSI300 waffled between -0.06% and +0.17%, because China enjoys a good mystery. TRUMP coin gained 0.24%—apparently, saying nothing is worth more than saying something. Historical context: zero. This non-event’s impact was so faint it could’ve been caused by a trader sneezing. The markets’ reaction to nothingness: a masterclass in overthinking the obvious.