
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,996.75
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,711.00
BTC
Before post: $108,073.84
ETH
Before post: $2,708.07
CSI300 🇨🇳
Before post: $3,851.19
TRUMP
Before post: $12.58
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a snoozing sloth. SP500: barely twitched, up 0.01% in 1 minute, flat at 5 minutes, then a thrilling 0.04% climb over 10 minutes. Dow Jones: mirrored the excitement, up 0.01%, down 0.01%, then a heroic 0.03% rally. BTC and ETH played good cop bad cop: BTC dipped 0.04% to 0.05% while ETH eked out 0.08% to 0.24%. CSI300 waffled between minor losses and gains, ending up 0.12%. TRUMP stock, ever the drama queen, swung between 0.08% up and down, landing right where it started. Volatility was so tame it could’ve been mistaken for a coma, with moves smaller than a rounding error. Historical context? None. The markets clearly found Trump’s nothingburger as nourishing as the rest of us. The only thing more predictable than this non-reaction is the media’s ability to spin nothing into a headline.