https://nypost.com/2025/05/28/us-news/mit-scraps-dei-office-ends-programs-amid-trumps-fight-with-harvard/

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,996.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,997.50
+0.750 (+0.01%)
5 min
$5,996.75
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$5,999.25
+2.50 (+0.04%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,711.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,717.00
+6.00 (+0.01%)
5 min
$42,707.00
-4.000 (-0.01%)
10 min
$42,723.00
+12.00 (+0.03%)

BTC

Before post: $108,073.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$108,034.37
-39.470 (-0.04%)
5 min
$108,025.00
-48.840 (-0.05%)
10 min
$108,034.91
-38.930 (-0.04%)

ETH

Before post: $2,708.07

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,710.33
+2.26 (+0.08%)
5 min
$2,710.09
+2.02 (+0.07%)
10 min
$2,714.50
+6.43 (+0.24%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Before post: $3,851.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,848.87
-2.314 (-0.06%)
5 min
$3,851.41
+0.220 (+0.01%)
10 min
$3,855.63
+4.45 (+0.12%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.58

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.59
+0.010 (+0.08%)
5 min
$12.57
-0.010 (-0.08%)
10 min
$12.59
+0.010 (+0.08%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a snoozing sloth. SP500: barely twitched, up 0.01% in 1 minute, flat at 5 minutes, then a thrilling 0.04% climb over 10 minutes. Dow Jones: mirrored the excitement, up 0.01%, down 0.01%, then a heroic 0.03% rally. BTC and ETH played good cop bad cop: BTC dipped 0.04% to 0.05% while ETH eked out 0.08% to 0.24%. CSI300 waffled between minor losses and gains, ending up 0.12%. TRUMP stock, ever the drama queen, swung between 0.08% up and down, landing right where it started. Volatility was so tame it could’ve been mistaken for a coma, with moves smaller than a rounding error. Historical context? None. The markets clearly found Trump’s nothingburger as nourishing as the rest of us. The only thing more predictable than this non-reaction is the media’s ability to spin nothing into a headline.