
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,922.00
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,165.00
BTC
Before post: $107,267.37
ETH
Before post: $2,640.11
TRUMP
Before post: $12.29
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets rally on the profound wisdom of Trump's eloquent silence. SP500: up 0.02% in 1 minute, 0.11% in 5, 0.15% in 10, proving even nothingness can be a bullish catalyst. Dow Jones: a thrilling 0.04% pop in 1 minute, 0.12% in 5, 0.17% in 10, as traders apparently found solace in the void. BTC dipped 0.05% instantly, then recovered to a lukewarm 0.03% gain, while ETH mirrored the drama with a 0.03% drop before climbing 0.17%. TRUMP coin, ever the loyalist, briefly mourned the lack of content (-0.08%) before rallying 0.33%—because even his absence is a tradeable event. Volatility was tame by Trump standards, with moves barely registering against the usual chaos his posts incite. Historically, markets have panicked over typos and soared on all-caps rants, but today they shrugged at the metaphysical puzzle of an empty post. The irony: the most impactful thing Trump didn’t say was nothing at all.