📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,922.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,923.00
+0.750 (+0.01%)
5 min
$5,922.75
+0.500 (+0.01%)
10 min
$5,928.75
+6.50 (+0.11%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,169.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,169.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$42,177.00
+8.00 (+0.02%)
10 min
$42,215.00
+46.00 (+0.11%)

BTC

Before post: $107,207.35

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$107,234.97
+27.62 (+0.03%)
5 min
$107,157.52
-49.830 (-0.05%)
10 min
$107,297.03
+89.68 (+0.08%)

ETH

Before post: $2,641.72

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,639.75
-1.970 (-0.07%)
5 min
$2,638.32
-3.400 (-0.13%)
10 min
$2,644.49
+2.77 (+0.10%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.30
+0.010 (+0.08%)
5 min
$12.28
-0.010 (-0.08%)
10 min
$12.32
+0.030 (+0.24%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrugged at Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a nap. SP500: barely twitched in the first minute (+0.01%), then a yawn-worthy +0.11% over 10 minutes. Dow Jones: flatlined initially, mustered a +0.11% by the 10-minute mark. BTC: flickered between red and green like a indecisive traffic light, netting +0.08%. ETH: stumbled out of the gate (-0.13% at 5 minutes) before a half-hearted recovery. TRUMP: mirrored its namesake's flair for drama, swinging from -0.08% to +0.24%. Volatility was thinner than the substance of the post itself, with moves dwarfed by typical earnings season noise. The markets, it seems, have mastered the art of reacting to nothing with surgical precision—perhaps the most efficient pricing of emptiness since the invention of zero.