📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets respond to nothingness with the enthusiasm of a cat watching paint dry. SP500: a thrilling 0.06% spike in the first minute, then a yawn-inducing 0.01% over five minutes, and a barely-there 0.04% over ten. Dow Jones mirrored this existential shrug with 0.07%, 0.01%, and another 0.07%. BTC had a brief 0.09% sugar rush before giving back 0.06%, while ETH managed a sleepy 0.20% gain. TRUMP, ever the loyalist, inched up 0.16% as if to say, "I’m still here." Volatility was quieter than a library during naptime, with moves so small they’d get lost in a rounding error. Historically, even silence has louder echoes. The markets’ reaction to nothing proves that sometimes, the most impactful statement is the one not made.