📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrug at the profound silence of a Trump post with no content. SP500 barely twitched: up 0.03% in 1 minute, flat at 5 minutes, then a heroic 0.01% gain by 10 minutes. Dow Jones mirrored this existential shrug with a 0.04% rise, then nothing, then a 0.05% half-hearted rally. BTC initially pretended to care with a 0.14% bump, then remembered it was crypto and dipped 0.08%. ETH showed fleeting enthusiasm with a 0.27% jump before settling into a coma at 0.00%. TRUMP, ever the loyalist, eked out a 0.41% gain—because even nothing is something when it’s branded. Volatility was thinner than the post’s substance, with moves so tame they’d put a sedated sloth to shame. Historically, markets react more to cat videos. The irony: an empty post caused more analysis than most Fed speeches. Perhaps silence is the new forward guidance.