📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,938.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,937.25
-1.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$5,938.00
-0.250 (0.00%)
10 min
$5,939.25
+1.000 (+0.02%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,452.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,444.00
-8.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$42,451.00
-1.000 (0.00%)
10 min
$42,456.00
+4.00 (+0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $109,035.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$108,916.52
-118.650 (-0.11%)
5 min
$109,000.00
-35.170 (-0.03%)
10 min
$109,095.99
+60.82 (+0.06%)

ETH

Before post: $2,666.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,659.79
-6.420 (-0.24%)
5 min
$2,659.49
-6.720 (-0.25%)
10 min
$2,661.60
-4.610 (-0.17%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.78

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.76
-0.020 (-0.16%)
5 min
$12.77
-0.010 (-0.08%)
10 min
$12.78
+0.0 (+0.00%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets briefly yawned at the profound silence of a Trump post containing nothing but "None." SP500 dipped 0.02% in the first minute, flatlined by minute five, then eked out a 0.02% gain by minute ten: the financial equivalent of a shrug. Dow Jones mirrored this with a 0.02% drop, a flatline, and a 0.01% recovery, as if traders briefly forgot to care. BTC wobbled 0.11% down, then 0.03%, then up 0.06%, proving crypto reacts to everything, even nothing. ETH stayed stubbornly negative, down 0.24%, 0.25%, then 0.17%, like a moody teenager ignoring the noise. TRUMP coin dipped 0.16%, then 0.08%, then flatlined, suggesting even meme coins need substance to move. Volatility was a whisper compared to historical tantrums over actual Trump posts: this was the market’s version of checking its phone and finding no notifications. The irony: a post saying nothing caused more analysis than most posts saying something.