

📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,929.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,341.00
BTC
Before post: $110,359.99
ETH
Before post: $2,707.59
TRUMP
Before post: $12.85
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a nap. SP500: up 0.03% in 1 minute, holding steady at +0.03% after 5 minutes, then a thrilling +0.10% over 10 minutes. Dow Jones: a yawn-inducing +0.02% at 1 minute, +0.03% at 5, and a dizzying +0.12% at 10. BTC and ETH: briefly perked up before remembering they’re crypto, sliding -0.06% and -0.25% respectively. TRUMP (the ticker, not the man): down marginally, as if even memecoins found nothing to meme about. Volatility was milder than a lukewarm tea party, with moves so small they’d barely register in a dead market. The irony: the most impactful thing Trump didn’t say was nothing at all.