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📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,929.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,931.25
+1.75 (+0.03%)
5 min
$5,931.00
+1.50 (+0.03%)
10 min
$5,935.50
+6.00 (+0.10%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,341.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,349.00
+8.00 (+0.02%)
5 min
$42,354.00
+13.00 (+0.03%)
10 min
$42,391.00
+50.00 (+0.12%)

BTC

Before post: $110,359.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$110,380.95
+20.96 (+0.02%)
5 min
$110,289.45
-70.540 (-0.06%)
10 min
$110,295.80
-64.190 (-0.06%)

ETH

Before post: $2,707.59

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,710.34
+2.75 (+0.10%)
5 min
$2,699.13
-8.460 (-0.31%)
10 min
$2,700.90
-6.690 (-0.25%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.84
-0.010 (-0.08%)
5 min
$12.82
-0.030 (-0.23%)
10 min
$12.83
-0.020 (-0.16%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a nap. SP500: up 0.03% in 1 minute, holding steady at +0.03% after 5 minutes, then a thrilling +0.10% over 10 minutes. Dow Jones: a yawn-inducing +0.02% at 1 minute, +0.03% at 5, and a dizzying +0.12% at 10. BTC and ETH: briefly perked up before remembering they’re crypto, sliding -0.06% and -0.25% respectively. TRUMP (the ticker, not the man): down marginally, as if even memecoins found nothing to meme about. Volatility was milder than a lukewarm tea party, with moves so small they’d barely register in a dead market. The irony: the most impactful thing Trump didn’t say was nothing at all.