California, under the leadership of Radical Left Democrat Gavin Newscum, continues to ILLEGALLY allow “MEN TO PLAY IN WOMEN’S SPORTS.” This week a transitioned Male athlete, at a major event, won “everything,” and is now qualified to compete in the “State Finals” next weekend. As a Male, he was a less than average competitor. As a Female, this transitioned person is practically unbeatable. THIS IS NOT FAIR, AND TOTALLY DEMEANING TO WOMEN AND GIRLS. Please be hereby advised that large scale Federal Funding will be held back, maybe permanently, if the Executive Order on this subject matter is not adhered to. The Governor, himself, said it is “UNFAIR.” I will speak to him today to find out which way he wants to go??? In the meantime I am ordering local authorities, if necessary, to not allow the transitioned person to compete in the State Finals. This is a totally ridiculous situation!!!
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Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Trump's post on transgender athletes and federal funding elicited a market shrug, with crypto stealing the show while traditional indices yawned. SP500 inched up 0.03% in the first minute, holding steady at 0.04% after 10 minutes: the financial equivalent of a polite golf clap. Dow Jones flatlined at 0.00%, proving even markets have a boredom threshold. BTC and ETH, ever the drama queens, jumped 1.00% and 1.07% respectively—apparently chaos is a crypto growth strategy. TRUMP tokens, ever loyal, rallied 1.25% initially before settling at 1.09%, because nothing says "stable investment" like political volatility. STOXX50 briefly dipped before remembering it had no dog in this fight, ending up 0.03%. Historical context: zero precedent, because mixing sports policy, federal funding, and meme-worthy nicknames is a uniquely modern cocktail. The real takeaway? Markets care more about Fed chairs than culture wars, unless you're crypto—then any tweet is a buying opportunity.