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📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $109,047.72

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$109,076.17
+28.45 (+0.03%)
5 min
$109,140.00
+92.28 (+0.08%)
10 min
$109,045.45
-2.270 (0.00%)

ETH

Before post: $2,540.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,540.60
+0.400 (+0.02%)
5 min
$2,542.14
+1.94 (+0.08%)
10 min
$2,541.88
+1.68 (+0.07%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.76

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.77
+0.010 (+0.08%)
5 min
$12.77
+0.010 (+0.08%)
10 min
$12.75
-0.010 (-0.08%)

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Donald Trump's eloquent silence ("None") somehow managed to stir more market action than most of his actual tweets. BTC wobbled like a confused intern: up 0.03% in 1 minute, then 0.08% in 5, before flatlining at -0.00% by 10 minutes. ETH mimicked this with a 0.02% to 0.08% shuffle, while TRUMP (the token, not the man) mirrored its namesake's unpredictability: a steady 0.08% rise, then an identical 0.08% drop. Volatility here is tame by crypto standards—no 20% swings, just the usual background noise of traders overinterpreting nothing. The markets reacted to nothing with something, proving once again that financial analysts will find patterns in a blank page if given the chance.