📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,888.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,887.75
-0.750 (-0.01%)
5 min
$5,886.00
-2.500 (-0.04%)
10 min
$5,885.00
-3.500 (-0.06%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,138.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,132.00
-6.000 (-0.01%)
5 min
$42,117.00
-21.000 (-0.05%)
10 min
$42,100.00
-38.000 (-0.09%)

BTC

Before post: $110,058.76

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$109,700.01
-358.750 (-0.33%)
5 min
$109,445.61
-613.150 (-0.56%)
10 min
$109,232.23
-826.530 (-0.75%)

ETH

Before post: $2,563.08

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,554.52
-8.560 (-0.33%)
5 min
$2,541.07
-22.010 (-0.86%)
10 min
$2,541.71
-21.370 (-0.83%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.79

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.70
-0.090 (-0.70%)
5 min
$12.61
-0.180 (-1.41%)
10 min
$12.64
-0.150 (-1.17%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's silence speaks louder than his words: a masterclass in anticlimax. SP500 dipped 0.01% in 1 minute, 0.04% in 5, and 0.06% in 10, as if traders briefly forgot to check their phones. Dow Jones mirrored this with 0.01%, 0.05%, and 0.09% drops, proving even blue chips aren’t immune to existential dread. Crypto took it harder: BTC fell 0.33%, 0.56%, then 0.75%, while ETH wobbled 0.33%, 0.86%, and 0.83%, suggesting digital assets might be over-indexing on nothing. TRUMP coin led the pack with 0.70%, 1.41%, and 1.17% losses, because irony loves a good punchline. Volatility was tame by historical standards, but the synchronized slump across assets hints at a market addicted to drama, even when the script is blank. The real shocker? A post about nothing moved markets more than most posts about something.