https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/114570775887793036

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,890.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,890.50
+0.250 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,890.50
+0.250 (+0.00%)
10 min
$5,890.00
-0.250 (0.00%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,140.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,145.00
+5.00 (+0.01%)
5 min
$42,145.00
+5.00 (+0.01%)
10 min
$42,142.00
+2.00 (+0.00%)

BTC

Before post: $109,726.80

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$109,787.58
+60.78 (+0.06%)
5 min
$109,702.78
-24.020 (-0.02%)
10 min
$109,779.99
+53.19 (+0.05%)

ETH

Before post: $2,564.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,566.10
+1.88 (+0.07%)
5 min
$2,561.38
-2.840 (-0.11%)
10 min
$2,565.14
+0.920 (+0.04%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.75
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$12.72
-0.030 (-0.24%)
10 min
$12.72
-0.030 (-0.24%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,397.07

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,395.69
-1.380 (-0.03%)
5 min
$5,395.39
-1.680 (-0.03%)
10 min
$5,394.10
-2.970 (-0.06%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a snoozing sloth. SP500: a thrilling rollercoaster of +0.00% over 1 and 5 minutes, then a daring -0.00% drop at 10 minutes. Dow Jones: a heroic +0.01% climb for 1 and 5 minutes, barely clinging to +0.00% by 10. BTC and ETH mimicked a indecisive coin flip, with BTC swinging between +0.06% and -0.02%, while ETH managed a +0.07% gain before a -0.11% retreat. TRUMP coin, ever the loyalist, held steady at +0.00% before a -0.24% slump, because even memes have limits. STOXX50: the continental Europeans, ever so slightly more dramatic, slid -0.06% over 10 minutes. Volatility was nonexistent, making this the financial equivalent of watching paint dry. Historical context: nothing, because not even algorithms can interpret the meaning of "None." The markets have spoken: when faced with silence, they shrug harder than a teenager asked to do chores.