
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/114570775887793036
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,890.25
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,140.00
BTC
Before post: $109,726.80
ETH
Before post: $2,564.22
TRUMP
Before post: $12.75
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Before post: $5,397.07
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a snoozing sloth. SP500: a thrilling rollercoaster of +0.00% over 1 and 5 minutes, then a daring -0.00% drop at 10 minutes. Dow Jones: a heroic +0.01% climb for 1 and 5 minutes, barely clinging to +0.00% by 10. BTC and ETH mimicked a indecisive coin flip, with BTC swinging between +0.06% and -0.02%, while ETH managed a +0.07% gain before a -0.11% retreat. TRUMP coin, ever the loyalist, held steady at +0.00% before a -0.24% slump, because even memes have limits. STOXX50: the continental Europeans, ever so slightly more dramatic, slid -0.06% over 10 minutes. Volatility was nonexistent, making this the financial equivalent of watching paint dry. Historical context: nothing, because not even algorithms can interpret the meaning of "None." The markets have spoken: when faced with silence, they shrug harder than a teenager asked to do chores.