📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,887.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,887.75
+0.500 (+0.01%)
5 min
$5,890.00
+2.75 (+0.05%)
10 min
$5,889.25
+2.00 (+0.03%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,115.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,110.00
-5.000 (-0.01%)
5 min
$42,133.00
+18.00 (+0.04%)
10 min
$42,127.00
+12.00 (+0.03%)

BTC

Before post: $109,712.79

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$109,721.31
+8.52 (+0.01%)
5 min
$109,614.99
-97.800 (-0.09%)
10 min
$109,727.27
+14.48 (+0.01%)

ETH

Before post: $2,563.11

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,562.70
-0.410 (-0.02%)
5 min
$2,560.10
-3.010 (-0.12%)
10 min
$2,566.59
+3.48 (+0.14%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.81

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.80
-0.010 (-0.08%)
5 min
$12.77
-0.040 (-0.31%)
10 min
$12.79
-0.020 (-0.16%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,403.12

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,402.68
-0.440 (-0.01%)
5 min
$5,405.06
+1.94 (+0.04%)
10 min
$5,406.10
+2.98 (+0.06%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's post about nothing was appropriately underwhelming. SP500 edged up 0.01% in the first minute, then 0.05% after five, settling at 0.03% higher after ten: a yawn masquerading as momentum. Dow Jones dipped 0.01% initially, then rose 0.04% and 0.03%, proving even blue chips can’t decide how to feel about silence. BTC had a 0.01% uptick, then a 0.09% drop, and a 0.01% recovery, while ETH swung from -0.12% to +0.14%, because crypto thrives on chaos. TRUMP coin dipped 0.31% at one point, because even meme stocks need drama. STOXX50 mirrored the confusion with a 0.01% drop, then 0.06% gain. Volatility was tame compared to historical tantrums over actual news, suggesting markets are either maturing or just bored. The irony: the most notable thing about this non-event was how diligently traders tracked it.