

📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,845.25
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $41,850.00
BTC
Before post: $108,628.00
ETH
Before post: $2,542.40
TRUMP
Before post: $12.70
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a snoozing sloth. SP500 barely twitched at first, then crept up 0.43% over 10 minutes, while Dow Jones shrugged off an initial dip to climb 0.37%. Crypto, ever the drama queens, dipped briefly (BTC down 0.45% at 5 minutes) before ETH staged a half-hearted recovery. The TRUMP token, perhaps confused by the lack of content, waffled between gains and losses like a politician at a town hall. Volatility was tame compared to the usual circus act triggered by his posts, suggesting even algorithms need a nap sometimes. Nothing says "market-moving" like a blank post—Wall Street’s collective shrug is almost poetic.