

📈 Market Reaction:
BTC
Before post: $107,324.75
ETH
Before post: $2,506.10
TRUMP
Before post: $12.58
SP500 🇺🇸
Outside trading hoursDow Jones 🇺🇸
Outside trading hoursCSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The market's reaction to Trump's profound silence is as meaningful as a fortune cookie with no message inside. BTC: A fleeting 0.02% pop in the first minute evaporated into a 0.04% dip over 10 minutes, proving even crypto can't sustain excitement over nothing. ETH mirrored the apathy with a 0.02% drop early, a half-hearted 0.05% rally, then a 0.08% shrug. TRUMP tokens, ever the loyalists, drifted down 0.32%—perhaps the only asset pricing in the existential dread of an empty tweet. Volatility was thinner than the substance of the post itself, with moves dwarfed by even a sleepy Sunday trading session. The lesson here: markets will overanalyze anything, even the sound of one hand clapping.