https://truthsocial.com/@DC_Draino/114551819466083809

📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $108,016.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$108,003.10
-12.920 (-0.01%)
5 min
$108,039.18
+23.16 (+0.02%)
10 min
$107,954.55
-61.470 (-0.06%)

ETH

Before post: $2,507.62

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,509.66
+2.04 (+0.08%)
5 min
$2,512.00
+4.38 (+0.17%)
10 min
$2,508.43
+0.810 (+0.03%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.78

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.79
+0.010 (+0.08%)
5 min
$12.80
+0.020 (+0.16%)
10 min
$12.80
+0.020 (+0.16%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Donald Trump's eloquent silence moved markets more than most politicians' speeches. BTC wobbled like a distracted intern: down 0.01% in 1 minute, up 0.02% in 5, then down 0.06% in 10—volatility so mild it could be mistaken for a rounding error. ETH showed marginally more conviction with a 0.17% peak gain, while TRUMP tokens inched up 0.16%, proving even nothingness can be monetized. Compared to historical norms, this is the financial equivalent of watching paint dry—if the paint occasionally changed its mind about drying. The market's reaction to nothing suggests traders are either over-caffeinated or desperately seeking narrative in the void.