📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's silence speaks louder than his tweets, sparking a crypto shrug and a meme coin meh. BTC dipped 0.1% in the first minute, wobbled to -0.05% at 5 minutes, then slid to -0.11% by 10 minutes: a snooze-worthy reaction for an asset that once tanked 20% on a single Musk meme. ETH mirrored the lethargy, down 0.13% initially, then -0.2% by 10 minutes, as if the market briefly forgot it existed. TRUMP, the meme coin allegedly tied to his brand, flipped from -0.15% to +0.31% in 5 minutes, proving even his absence can’t stop the casino logic of speculative tokens. Volatility here is less "Black Swan" and more "beige pigeon"—historically, crypto reacts to Trump’s actual posts with 3-5x the movement, making this non-event the financial equivalent of a microwave hum. The irony: markets now punish Trump for not tweeting, as if his silence is a betrayal of the chaos they’ve come to expect.