📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $108,641.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$108,540.01
-101.000 (-0.09%)
5 min
$108,590.32
-50.690 (-0.05%)
10 min
$108,797.79
+156.78 (+0.14%)

ETH

Before post: $2,551.90

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,545.17
-6.730 (-0.26%)
5 min
$2,544.90
-7.000 (-0.27%)
10 min
$2,552.91
+1.01 (+0.04%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.88

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.85
-0.030 (-0.23%)
5 min
$12.82
-0.060 (-0.47%)
10 min
$12.90
+0.020 (+0.16%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

A post about nothing from Trump somehow still moved markets, proving even silence speaks volumes in crypto. BTC dipped 0.09% in the first minute, then clawed back to a 0.14% gain after 10 minutes: classic crypto whiplash for a non-event. ETH mirrored the drama with a 0.26% drop before flatlining at 0.04% up, as if traders briefly forgot Ethereum exists. The TRUMP token, ever the loyalist, took the biggest hit (0.47% down in 5 minutes) before a half-hearted 0.16% recovery—suggesting even meme coins have commitment issues. Volatility here was a tempest in a teacup compared to historical Trump-related swings, where a single typo can trigger double-digit chaos. The market’s reaction to nothingness is a fitting tribute to modern finance: all sizzle, no steak, and somehow still billable.