

📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,873.75
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,045.00
BTC
Before post: $111,704.07
ETH
Before post: $2,661.32
TRUMP
Before post: $15.72
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets rally on the profound wisdom of absolute nothingness. SP500: a thrilling 0.09% pop in the first minute, tapering to a yawn-inducing 0.07% over 10 minutes. Dow Jones mirrored this existential shrug with 0.08% gains, as if traders briefly forgot they were supposed to panic. BTC and ETH showed fleeting enthusiasm (0.19% and 0.12% respectively) before ETH remembered it’s 2024 and dipped slightly. TRUMP, ever the drama queen, led the pack with a 0.45% gain—proof that even silence is bullish when it’s politically charged. Volatility was notably absent, suggesting markets have finally achieved Zen mastery over the art of ignoring noise. Or perhaps they’re just tired. The irony: the most impactful thing Trump didn’t say today was “buy the dip.”